Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Feeder Fugitives: Our Tribute to the Backyard Outlaw

Feeder Bandits Beware: This Squirrel Wants Your Nuts If you’ve ever tried to run a peaceful backyard bird buffet, you know that squirrels aren’t just guests—they're the self-appointed managers. They waltz in like they own the place, perform gravity-defying stunts to...

Without Birding One Weak Funny Birdwatcher T-Shirt

We all know that seven days make a week. But what does seven days without birding make a birder? Weak, that's what!

Old Digiscopers Never Die Funny Coffee Mug

Along with the boom in birdwatching in 2020, the sometimes accompanying hobby of digiscoping also saw new enthusiasts join in during our pandemic year. Digiscoping is the use of a spotting scope along with a digital photographic device (camera or smartphone) to take pictures.  This funny text was made...

Trust Me, I’m a Birder: The Perfect Hat for Birding Enthusiasts

If you’re a birdwatcher looking for a fun way to show off your passion for feathered friends, our Trust Me, I'm a Birder hat is a must-have accessory. With its bold yet lighthearted statement, this trucker hat is both a conversation starter and a stylish addition to...

Funny Bin There Done That Pun With Binoculars

This fun design is a nod to the adventurous spirit of birdwatchers and birders alike: our Bin There Done That t-shirt. This clever play on the familiar phrase "Been There, Done That" incorporates an essential tool of the trade—a pair of binoculars—into its witty slogan, perfectly capturing...

Funny Patch Birding Insanity Hip Flask

Patch birding truly is one of the most rewarding ways to enjoy birdwatching. By repeatedly studying birds in a single location, you can gain incredible insight into trends, behaviors, and the seasonal movements of different species. It’s a way to build a connection with your environment and notice...

Pish Off! T-Shirt – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Sweatshirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Pullover Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Tank Top – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Lucky Birding Shirt – This cute text design reads "Lucky Birding Shirt" and incorporates bird silhouettes within the letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Premium T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
konk-la-ree bumper sticker – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
Itchin' To Go Twitchin' T-Shirt – This funny design done in a scratchy-looking font reads "Itchin' To Go Twitchin'." View on Zazzle
Funny & Cute I'm the Birding Elf Birdwatcher Holiday Raglan Baseball Tee – Which Elf Are You This Christmas? Birdwatcher Gift Idea; Graphic Holiday Design Made for Birdwatchers and Birders; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Rectangular Sticker – Warbler Neck affects birders each spring season, coinciding with migration and heightened birdwatching activities. This original design features the cerulean blue warbler neck awareness ribbon, which... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Tote Bag – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long... View on Amazon
I See Birds Eyechart T-Shirt – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I see birds everywhere I go. You can totally customize this gift! Add text,... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Tank Top – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Sweatshirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
quick, three beers! T-Shirt – This text design is a great in-joke that only a birdwatcher would get. Do you know who says "quick, three beers"? A birder entering a bar... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Womens Funny Lucky Birding Shirt Birdwatcher Bird Enthusiast V-Neck T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Birders | Bold Text Accompanied By Cute Little Silhouette Birds; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Womens I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea V-Neck T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
I See Birds Eyechart Wooden Box Sign – This funny design is based on an ophthalmologist's eye chart and reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO. This funny design for birdwatchers looks great on... View on Zazzle
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! large tote bag – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Pullover Hoodie – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
konk-la-ree T-Shirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
If I see you I will seize you... Bumper Sticker – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Old Birders Never Die T-Shirt – Did you know that old birders never die? Reaching the end just means the lifelist is complete and all birds have been seen. A fun gift... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Square Sticker – Get your mind out of the gutter -- Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animal on earth This original design for birders and bird lovers reads "Peregrines... View on Zazzle
Lucky Birding Shirt – This cute text design reads "Lucky Birding Shirt" and incorporates bird silhouettes within the letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Funny Lucky Birding Shirt Birdwatcher Bird Enthusiast Premium T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Birders | Bold Text Accompanied By Cute Little Silhouette Birds; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric; Fit: Men’s... View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements Bumper Sticker – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle