If your ideal weekend involves waking up at dawn, a thermos of coffee, and the quiet thrill of spotting a warbler in the treetops — this shirt was made for you.

Our “Sorry I Can’t, I Have Plans with My Binoculars” tee is a must-have for every proud birder who’s ever canceled brunch in favor of a stakeout at the local wildlife refuge. It’s funny, relatable, and honestly? Totally valid.

👕 Wear Your Priorities

Let’s face it: birdwatchers aren’t antisocial — they’re just booked. Whether it's spring migration, a rare owl sighting, or just your favorite marsh trail calling your name, you've got plans. This shirt says what every birder has silently thought:

“Sorry I can’t… there’s a flycatcher I need to ID.”

Printed on soft, comfortable fabric, the shirt features a vintage sunset backdrop and bold binocular graphic. The retro colors pop perfectly against the black tee, making it both stylish and expressive. Shown here on a black unisex t-shirt; this design is available in cuts for women or kids, and in several different dark colors to match your own personal style.

🐤 The Ideal Gift for the Bird Nerd in Your Life

Whether you're shopping for a hardcore lister, a backyard bird feeder enthusiast, or just someone who likes birds more than people (no judgment), this shirt is a hit.

Perfect for:

• Christmas or birthday gifts

• Birding festivals

• Backyard bird count events

• Justifying solo nature walks

📦 In Summary:

Birders are busy people. They're just not always busy with other people. This shirt says it so you don't have to.

Because sometimes the only plan you need… is your binoculars.

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This Father’s Day, skip the generic card and send something that sings.

This stunning pop-up bird card features a beautifully crafted yellow songbird perched among sculpted green foliage — a delicate and detailed design that literally rises to the occasion. When opened, the card reveals a 3D paper sculpture that feels like a surprise and a keepsake all in one.

Whether your dad is a backyard birder, a trail-walking naturalist, or just someone who appreciates a clever and heartfelt design, this card is sure to land with meaning.

🧡 A Message That Soars

The card opens to a vibrant leafy setting, with the bird perched proudly in the center, surrounded by stylized berries and foliage. On one corner, it reads: “Happy Father’s Day” — but the message it sends is so much more:

• Thoughtful

• Nature-inspired

• Beautifully unexpected

Pair it with a note about quiet moments spent birdwatching together, a favorite shared trail, or a simple “You’re my favorite human” — and you’ve got the perfect Father’s Day moment, ready to take flight.

✉️ The Details:

• Measures flat for easy mailing; folded size is 5" x 7"

• Pops up into a 3D sculpture upon opening

• Blank inside for your personal message

• From trusted brand Lovepop

• Ideal for birdwatchers, dads who love nature, or anyone who appreciates a creative twist on tradition

• Reminder: Father's Day will be celebrated on Sunday, June 15, 2025.

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Every birder has their rituals—lucky binoculars, a favorite trail, a particular hat that always brings out the rare ones. Now you can add one more essential to your checklist: your Lucky Birding Shirt.

Simple, bold, and to the point, this shirt doesn’t just make a statement—it sets the tone for your whole day in the field. Featuring big block letters with just a hint of feathered flair, this design is perfect for birders who know that sometimes the difference between a no-lifer day and a life-lister day is just a little bit of luck (and the right shirt).

🪶 Why birders love it:

• The design is clean and confident—like your eBird list

• Superstition? Maybe. But can you risk not wearing it?

• It’s great for birding trips, Big Days, or just hoping a Barred Owl flies by your window

• Also perfect for gifting to that one birder friend who keeps saying “I swear they follow me!”

Soft, wearable, and undeniably “birdy,” this shirt might just become your go-to top for every field trip. And hey, even if you don’t spot that super elusive species… at least you looked good trying.

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Birders know the truth: birds aren’t just fascinating—they’re flat-out cool. And no bird brings the attitude like the American Kestrel, the feisty little falcon with bold colors, fierce vibes, and a hunting style that’s all flex.

This “So Fly” tee brings birdwatching style to the next level with a clever play on words and a kestrel that’s clearly owning the runway (or the powerline). Whether you're logging lifers in your field journal or just flexing your fly style at the farmer’s market, this shirt is a feathered fashion win.

🪶 Why we love it:

• Features a crisp, vintage-style kestrel illustration

• Pun-lovers and bird nerds alike will appreciate the double meaning

• Printed on soft, comfy fabric perfect for long days in the field or on the couch

• Great conversation starter for anyone who’s ever ID’d a bird mid-flight

This shirt makes a perfect gift for bird lovers, pun fans, or anyone who’s proud to be part of the flock. Get yours and show the world just how fly birding really is.

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Whether you just identified your first cardinal or you’ve been pretending to know the difference between a warbler and a wren for years, our funny Makeshift Birder shirt is here for you.

This playful, comfortable long-sleeve jersey-style tee embraces the beautifully imperfect journey of casual birdwatching. You don’t need a life list or a spotting scope to enjoy this look—you just need to love the occasional feathered friend and have a sense of humor about the rest.

The design features a bold, retro-style typographic treatment of the phrase “Makeshift Birder,” complete with playful embellishments like  swooshes and sparkles that hint at the joy of surprise bird sightings (or just finally refilling the feeder). It’s clean, eye-catching, and carries just enough irony to make your fellow birders chuckle in recognition. This shirt is perfect for those who check the feeder more often than the news, those who birdwatch from the window with a coffee in hand, and those who always ask “what bird is that?” with absolute sincerity.

Whether you're tagging along with a seasoned birder or starting your own slow migration into the hobby, this is your badge of entry. It's available on a super-soft, raglan-style long-sleeve shirt that’s ideal for early morning birdwalks, impromptu nature strolls, or just hanging out and googling "little brown bird with stripes." If you’ve ever said “I think that’s a hawk?” or downloaded Merlin in a moment of ambition, congratulations: you’re a Makeshift Birder. Now you’ve got the shirt to prove it.

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Feeder Bandits Beware: This Squirrel Wants Your Nuts

If you’ve ever tried to run a peaceful backyard bird buffet, you know that squirrels aren’t just guests—they're the self-appointed managers. They waltz in like they own the place, perform gravity-defying stunts to access squirrel-proof feeders, and casually help themselves to the finest seeds and nuts you put out for your feathered friends. 

That’s why we’re thrilled to introduce a design straight from the heart of backyard birding struggle: Wanted: Your Nuts.

This is our playful tribute to those fuzzy-tailed burglars who raid your feeders with a smile and a flick of the tail. The design features an adorably mischievous squirrel dressed in a cowboy hat, giving off major Wild West outlaw vibes. He’s got a determined look in his eyes and your carefully-stocked bird feeder in his sights. And let's be honest—you know exactly the kind of squirrel we're talking about.

A Love-Hate Relationship with the Backyard Rascal

We love all wildlife, but we have to admit squirrels have earned their spot in the drama of daily backyard life. They're part ninja, part stand-up comedian, and part villain in your ongoing backyard bird saga. This sweatshirt is for those of us who secretly admire their persistence, even while we’re Googling “how to squirrel-proof a feeder... again.”

So, whether you’re dealing with just one crafty squirrel or a full-blown squirrel syndicate, this design brings some much-needed comic relief to the daily feeder wars. After all, if you can’t beat 'em, you might as well laugh at 'em.

The Perfect Gift for Birders (and Those Who Love Them)

This exclusive design is perfect for:

• Backyard birders with a squirrel problem (aka: all backyard birders)
• Nature lovers who appreciate a good wildlife pun
• Bird nerds who enjoy the lighter side of birding life
• Friends and family looking for unique gifts for the birdwatcher in their life

The unisex sweatshirt is soft, comfy, and made to last through all seasons of feeder surveillance. Whether you’re refilling seed in the snow or sipping tea while watching your goldfinches in spring, this shirt will keep you warm and smiling.

Where to Get It

This hilarious design is available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, and more -- see some other options shown below. It's an exclusive design made for birders, by birders who get it. Add one to your cart and join the growing community of backyard birdwatchers who are ready to take back their feeders—with humor, warmth, and maybe a dash of Wild West flair.

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