Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Peregrines Like It Fast Funny T-Shirt

Peregrine Falcons hold the title of the fastest animal on Earth, a distinction that highlights their incredible speed and agility. During their breathtaking dives, known as stoops, these majestic birds can reach speeds of over 200mph as they hunt their prey. This unparalleled performance in the animal kingdom...

I See Birds Funny Home Decor for Birdwatchers

This unique wooden box sign is a fun mashup of shabby chic country style and birdwatching obsession. Text on the sign reads I SEE BIRDS EVERYWHERE I GO but it's arranged in the style of an ophthalmologist's eye chart, so upon first glance the message is...

Funny Birder T-Shirt Gift Idea: World's Okayest Birder

You might be the most skilled birder in your bunch of birding friends, but how do you get that across without coming off as a prick? With your superior skills -- they'll see how good you are the more you bird with them. Even the greatest birder in...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Birder Baseball Hat

This is a printed hat in a classic trucker style with a funny sentiment for birdwatchers. They say the early bird gets the worm, and most birders know that the early birder gets the good birds. That means getting up at a very early hour: BI:RD O'Clock. Get...

Diagnosis: Bird Brained Funny X-Ray T-Shirt Gift for Birders

The whimsical world of avian aficionados is featured on this t-shirt that humorously captures the essence of bird lovers everywhere: Diagnosis: Bird-Brained. This silly design features a cartoon-like image of a brain x-ray, but with a fun twist—the grey matter is playfully filled with silhouettes of birds,...

Does Not Bird Well With Others Funny Birder T-Shirt

For the solitary birdwatcher with a sense of humor, this Does Not Bird Well With Others t-shirt hits the perfect combination of individuality and wit. This funny piece of apparel combines the rugged allure of a destroyed font with the edgy touch of a skull and crossbones,...

bird a hol ic mug – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Raglan Baseball Tee – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements T-Shirt – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Postcard – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
BIRD O'Clock Trucker Hat – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
bird a hol ic T-Shirt – This funny birder design is formatted as a definition that would be found in the dictionary. Here the word is birdaholic and the definition is "one... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Tank Top – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
The Birder Tarot Pullover Hoodie – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Stalking vs. Twitching Hoodie – This funny design for twitchers reads "You call it stalking, I call it twitching" in hilarious, appropriate horror-style letters. You can totally customize this gift! Add... View on Zazzle
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! tote bag – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Zip Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! T-Shirt – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Pullover Hoodie – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea Sweatshirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go"; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Trust Me, I'm a Birder Bumper Sticker – Doesn't the word "birder" instill you with a feeling of confidence? Sure it does. Trust me, I'm a birder. You can customize this funny gift for... View on Zazzle
7 Days No Birding Makes One Weak | Funny Birdwatcher Gift T-Shirt – Seven Days Makes One Week; Seven Days Without Birding Makes One Weak; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Zip Hoodie – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Drink your tea! sweatshirt – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
The Birder Tarot T-Shirt – Funny Tarot Birding Hobby Mashup Design; Spoof Tarot Card Featuring Binoculars for "The Birder"; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer! T-Shirt – What a cheerful thing to say: "What cheer, what cheer, cheer cheer cheer!" That's what some people think the chipper, cheerful Northern Cardinal is saying when... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Zip Hoodie – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Warbler Neck Awareness Month: May Birdwatcher T-Shirt – Simple Graphic and Text T-Shirt Funny Message for Birders and Birdwatchers; Cute Funny Gift Idea for Birders During Peak Migration For Warbler Neck Awareness; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... T-Shirt – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Sweatshirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
World's Okayest Birder T-Shirt – How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Premium T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; This premium t-shirt is made of... View on Amazon
Without Birding One Weak T-Shirt – This fun text design for birders reads "7 DAYS WITHOUT BIRDING MAKES ONE WEAK". The longer you go without birding, the weaker you get - it... View on Zazzle
iPhone 11 Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Case – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Two-part protective case made from a... View on Amazon
If I see you I will seize you... Bumper Sticker – Do you know who says this rather violent phrase? If I told you the phrase was directed at a grub or a caterpillar, would it make... View on Zazzle
Twitched and Lost... Keychain – This fun birder gift is a play on the famous line by Shakespeare. Here the quote has a birder theme and reads "'Tis better to have... View on Zazzle