Original Designs: Funny Birder Gifts

Birding is a fun hobby that has inherently funny moments. The original birdwatcher designs here are inspired by the humorous side of birding. We've got lame birder puns, cheeky suggestive designs, and even stuff for the anti-social birder, though I'm not sure who's giving that guy any gifts. Popular designs inspired by pishing, twitching, and wacky bird song mnemonics are here, too! Check out the list of designs in the Categories menu or scroll down to find highlighted selections and then browse through our offering.

Does Not Bird Well With Others Funny Birder T-Shirt

For the solitary birdwatcher with a sense of humor, this Does Not Bird Well With Others t-shirt hits the perfect combination of individuality and wit. This funny piece of apparel combines the rugged allure of a destroyed font with the edgy touch of a skull and crossbones,...

Funny Bird Pun for St. Patrick's Day: Irish Eyases Are Smiling

This funny spoof design might have you singing a familiar tribute song with an alternative lyric! Here a trio of baby falcons (they look like American Kestrels, but sometimes it's hard to tell falcons apart at this age) is captioned with a funny Irish inspired phrase with a...

BI:RD O'CLOCK Decorative License Plate

You can let everyone know you're a birder when you place this decorative aluminum license plate on the front of your birdmobile. The standard sized license plate can be used on the front of your vehicle in states that don't require two plates or as wall decoration in...

T-Shirt Tuesday: Life is Short - Bird Hard

In this week's T-Shirt Tuesday, part of a very sporadic series you'll see on and off on this site, I'd like to highlight one of our simpler, text t-shirts for birdwatchers. This original birding design which reads Life Is Short Bird Hard makes a...

The Birder Spoof Tarot Card T-Shirt

This fun spoof t-shirt for birdwatchers imagines a new tarot card for "The Birder". A pair of binoculars feature prominently in this fun tarot card inspired design. The binoculars icon is captioned with THE BIRDER. This t-shirt makes a...

T-Shirt Tuesday: The Forecast for Birding Hooded Sweatshirt

This week's highlighted shirt is a classic design we call The Forecast for Birding. We show the design here on a one of our apparel offerings, a unisex hoodie, available via our partner CafePress. This original design for birders shows three less-than-ideal weather forecast...

Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea T-Shirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go";... View on Amazon
Pish Off! Button – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny Premium T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Birding Flu T-Shirt – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder T-Shirt – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
BIRD O'Clock License Plate – Getting ready to go birding often means an early wake-up time. But really, we all know that any time is a great time to go birding.... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tote Bag – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; 16” x 16”... View on Amazon
Birding Flu T-Shirt – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
Irish Eyases Are Smiling Funny Baby Hawks Falcon Chicks Bird Premium T-Shirt – Funny Irish / Baby Bird of Prey Mashup Design and Slogan; Cute Gift Idea for Bird Lovers, Especially for St Patricks' Day or Birders with an... View on Amazon
American Dippers Like It Wet Funny Birdwatcher Birding Sweatshirt – Funny American Dipper Bird Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Birders; American Dippers AKA Water Ouzels Love the Water!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Drink your tea! bumper sticker – What a proper-sounding thing to say. Can you believe these words actually come from the beak of a bird? The Eastern Towhee, to be exact. Birders... View on Zazzle
Real Birders Use Four-Letter Words Funny T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Design for Birders Using 4-Letter Banding Codes; Four Letter Words for Birders Aren't Vulgar -- They're Handy!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Funny Birdwatcher Migration Tank Top – Cute Graphic Design with Birdwatcher Looking Straight Up at Warblers Through Binoculars; Funny Birder Gift Idea Graphic Hobby Design for Bird Lovers, Birdwatchers, Migration Junkies, Warbler... View on Amazon
Pleased pleased pleased to meet ya! large tote bag – Who else but a Chestnut-sided Warbler could be so enthusiastic about meeting you? Nobody, that's who. They're so excited they are heard to say "Pleased pleased... View on Zazzle
Galaxy S10 Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Case – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant... View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof T-Shirt – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof Pullover Hoodie – Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Pisher Made of Elements Postcard – Pishing is the calling of birds by whispering, shushing your lips, or any other noise-making act, even including kissing your hands! This fun original birder design... View on Zazzle
I See Birds Funny Birdwatcher Birding Eye Chart Gift Idea Sweatshirt – Perfect Funny Gift Idea for Birdwatchers and Birders of All Ages and Levels; Funny Eye Chart Exam Spoof Design Reads "I See Birds Everywhere I Go"; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
May Warbler Neck Awareness Month Mouse Pad – May is Warbler Neck Awareness Month! Show your support for all birders and spread awareness of the pain of warbler neck by sporting this original design.... View on Zazzle
Womens Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars V-Neck T-Shirt – Rather Be Birding? We Know the Feeling. Sorry I Can't!; Funny Retro Colorful Sunset Binoculars Birder Graphic Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Peregrines Like It Fast Funny Bird Lover Falcon Fan Birder Tank Top – Funny Design feat. Silhouette Peregrine Falcon with Funny Quote; Peregrine Falcons are Fast! They Can Dive Up To 200MPH in Pursuit of Prey!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Patch Birding is Insanity Large Tote Bag – This funny design for birdwatchers is inspired by a famous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over... View on Zazzle
poor Sam Peabody Bumper Sticker – Oh, poor poor Sam Peabody. Wait a minute, do you even know who Sam Peabody is? If you feel sorry for Sam, what about all the... View on Zazzle
Pish Off! Magnet – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
Birding Flu Bumper Sticker – A funny design for birders. Text reads "I've Got A Bad Case Of Birding Flu." You can totally customize this gift! Add text, change the color,... View on Zazzle
konk-la-ree T-Shirt – Do you know which bird species has this unique call? In some locations, this loud, brash bird call is a sign that spring is coming. It... View on Zazzle
Funny Peregrines Like It Fast Bird Birdwatcher Gift Idea Tank Top – Funny Design for Bird Lovers, Raptor Handlers, Falconers, Birdwatchers; Fun & original design in distressed style for vintage look; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Premium T-Shirt – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; This premium t-shirt is made of... View on Amazon
Pish Off! T-Shirt – Pishing for birds, again? The birds might tell you to pish off if they catch on to what you're up to. Calling birds in, just to... View on Zazzle
Original Hummer Postcard – When you hear the word hummer, do you think of an oversized vehicle or North America's smallest bird? If you think of the flower-loving flyers, you... View on Zazzle
Birder Nutrition Facts Funny Birdwatcher Spoof Zip Hoodie – Cute Nutrition Label Spoof Design for Birders or Birdwatchers; Funny Birdwatcher Birding Hobby Spoof Design Labels Your Favorite Observation Hobby; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon